Neptune taken by NASA
who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune
Free Neptune 2014
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I Already Had Way Too Many But I Could Use One More: the trilogy
These sound like fall out boy song titles
This is the best pic ive seen in a long time.
this is such a sick picture
omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH
so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me and said “we’re Gran Turismo, duh” AND JUST DROVE AWAY
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO ME
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing